Russel O.o

Jun 10

allthepresidentsmen1976:

just occurred to me that there are adults who’ve never been to a funeral. an incredibly bizarre concept to me

Feb 16

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

girls don’t want boys, girls want to find a mysterious egg in the forest that they take home where it hatches a dragon which they raise and form an unbreakable bond of friendship to last a lifetime with

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Nov 13

espressobean:

kettleburner:

i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

That poor guy… has a snore like that AND was burned horribly by his friends???

Are these guys all clones of one another what the hell is going on here

Nov 13

aquamage97:

fangirlsjustwannahavefun:

I had a date tonight with a girl I’ve been seeing and we were talking about tattoos and I mentioned wanting one of a bumblebee behind my ear and she stared at me for a second and then pulled back her hair and showed me a tattoo of a bumblebee behind her ear and lemme tell you if I didn’t believe in soulmates before I sure as hell do now that’s some next level shit

This is one of the best things I think I’ve ever read and I can feel my lifespan increasing.

Nov 01

i-am-a-fish:

themusicellecat:

katnissthedemigod:

Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish​ made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish​ replied ‘not for long’

Yeah. That. 

yallbetternotdeletemyshit:

Lmfaoooooooooooo

wakandamama:

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babyboyfez:

His knees gave in near the top 😂

@i-am-a-fish

did you take his knees ovo

another day another knee

Nov 01
Nov 01

thevampireauthoress:

darth-pickles:

localtiktoks:

The true meaning of boys will be boys

This is an arachnid

Nov 01

pterapneumatic:

tumblr: you’re back early

me, darkening my clothes: mcrs back

tumblr: what?

me, striking a violent pose: mcrs back

Nov 01

owlmylove:

adults: so what do you want to do with your life?

me: i just wanna [OPENING GUITAR RIFF OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE’S “I’M NOT OKAY”]

Nov 01

ex0skeletal-undead:

ex0skeletal-undead:

ex0skeletal-undead:

ex0skeletal-undead:

I’m thinking about him again…

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Can you believe this

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Guess who I’m thinking about

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