girls don’t want boys, girls want to find a mysterious egg in the forest that they take home where it hatches a dragon which they raise and form an unbreakable bond of friendship to last a lifetime with
I had a date tonight with a girl I’ve been seeing and we were talking about tattoos and I mentioned wanting one of a bumblebee behind my ear and she stared at me for a second and then pulled back her hair and showed me a tattoo of a bumblebee behind her ear and lemme tell you if I didn’t believe in soulmates before I sure as hell do now that’s some next level shit
This is one of the best things I think I’ve ever read and I can feel my lifespan increasing.
Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish replied ‘not for long’